Test roba un payaso Pre-raid steal planner

The steal planner is a checklist you run before you leave your plot in Test roba un payaso. The game is eight-player online PvP, released 18 January 2026 by IzNioo on Roblox. It is not split-screen and it is not single-player. If you open the door without a plan, you are content for the other seven players. This page sits under the Tools Hub. It is not software. Say the lines. Then move.

Pair it with how to steal for movement and how to protect for the door. Rank the target with the tier list and payaso values.

0. Identity check (five seconds)

• You are on place 103740390007820, not an old September 2025 test ID.
• Your plot is claimed. Empty pads are fine. An unlocked Divine is not.
• You know controls well enough to pick up, turn, and not walk off a ledge.

If any of those fail, abort. Read getting started instead of raiding.

1. Lock first

Line to say: “Door is closed. Best unit is in the hard slot.”

• Close the lock before you scout. Scouting with an open door is how Los Fachas (~$3.5M/s) leaves while you stare at someone else’s Luli.
• Put Roko Roto, Los Fachas, or Alfa Payachini Malini (~$1M/s) in the worst pad to reach.
• Commons such as Alfasoldadini Oscurini (~$3/s) can sit on the edge as decoys. That is optional. An edge Secret is never optional; it is a mistake.
• If you run auto-lock from auto steal, confirm it is on while you plan and off only for the exit seconds. Auto-lock fighting auto-steal is a planner failure, not a script feature.

Do not type in chat during this step. Chat is how people time your unlock.

2. Target $/s

Line to say: “I am stealing X because it beats my current tick.”

Fill X from a live pad, not a thumbnail.

• S-tier always valid: Roko Roto (Divine), Los Fachas ($3.5M/s), Alfa Payachini Malini ($1M/s).
• A-tier only if it beats you: Fede Vigevani, Ian Lucas, Inferno, 404.
• B-tier only if your plot is Commons: Beta Soldadini Azulini, Alfa, Dufini / Dindon.
• C/D skip unless pads are empty: Luli, Mini Mini / Minicitos, Alfasoldadini Oscurini.

If two unlocked units both beat you, pick the one with the open door and the shorter return. A locked Divine is not a target. An unlocked Common is not a target if you already print millions. Names and suffixes: Alfa is not Alfa Payachini Malini. Confirm on the roster.

If you cannot name X, you do not have a raid. Farm. Buy. Lock. Recheck in two minutes. Eight-player servers change that fast.

3. Escape

Line to say: “Target pad, my pad, one cover point.”

• Trace the carpet with your eyes. Count turns.
• Pick a cover point (wall, corner, another base’s clutter) in case a third player contests.
• If you cannot return without crossing two more unlocked plots, you will get stolen on the way home. Choose a closer X or wait.
• Carry only one unit. Greed is how planners die.
• Land, park, lock, then emote. The lock is part of the escape, not a later chore.

Teleport-to-base injectors skip this sketch and advertise you. Prefer legs. If you still inject, read script safety and keep it on an alt.

4. Admin-abuse and ritual timing

Line to say: “If a host event starts, I drop C-tier and watch the carpet.”

• Admin abuse and rituals can walk Secrets for seconds. Your $75/s auto threshold may sit idle while Divine passes. Eyes beat thresholds.
• Pre-position near the lane, lock still on, target filter already set to Secret/Divine only.
• If nothing S-tier walks in a short window, go home. Do not “just grab a Mini Mini” because you waited.
• After the window, rejoin if the instance feels desynced. 2026 content is still shipping; see the changelog.

There is no weekly timetable. When the host talks, this step overrides steps 2 and 3 until the carpet is boring again.

Spoken run-through (copy this)

1. Door closed. Best clown in the hard slot.
2. Target is name, because it beats my tick. Door on that base is open.
3. Path is carpet, cover, home. One carry.
4. If abuse or ritual starts, I only take Secret or Divine.
5. Land, park, lock. Then I check payaso values if the name was unpublished.

Say it once. If you stumble on step 2, you are not ready. Open the Tools Hub later if you want the philosophy. This page is the list you use with the door still closed.

Failing the planner usually looks like this: you saw Inferno, ignored that you already hold Los Fachas, left the Secret on an edge pad, and got clipped by a player who did say the lines. The planner is not extra content. It is the difference between a roster and a highlight reel that ends with an empty plot. Run it every raid, including the “easy” ones. Easy raids are where unlocked S-tier lives.